Newsletter for 1000th run Truro HHH
From the Four Lords pub, St Blazey
Gate
Hares Dishy Goolies and PC69
64 runners NO DOGS
I was minding my own business , having a chat, and not paying
attention to out great Hash Master, Furry when he suddenly announced
that I had been chosen to write the newsletter. This was obviously a
fix in order to obtain the services of a world class author (
3rd
prize Lower Slaughter Literary Festival 1978).
I was so amazed by this sudden elevation that I completely forgot to
take any notes during the run , plus I did not have a
pen or paper.
What follows is therefore form memory with a lot of help from
Liability.
Off we went on a sunny day- there were rumours that we were going to
the
but I paid no heed to such wild tales.
30 min later we arrived at the
going in as they were too mean to forgo the £13.80 admission fees.
I was wrong, as usual, as DG had arranged free entrance and also FREE
Briton photographer.
ON ON out of
future runs. Whilst (nice old word don't you think?) at the Halt
three young ladies, Rabbit, Little Mermaid and Baby Beaver who I had
not noticed before being a married man, were splashed most cruelly
by Persil , Liability and De Da, whilst sitting
quietly by a limpid
pool / muddy puddle. This is surely child abuse.
ON ON back to the pub, where my
roast went cold while I observed the
DownDowns.
Hares for being Hares
Horny Flasher wearing pyjamas
Haz ??
Pants for being there
Splasher attacking Liability
Rohan Snitching
Karen was named `Dying for it' as she dyes her hair (look at those
roots)
ON ON to free beer at Skinners , or was it a
dream…was it all a
dream. Great run -